This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

So I got my nose pierced.

Me: I never like anything with Paris in it. Including France.

Kayla: Yeah, it smells like surrender.

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How the majority of Kayla and mine’s conversations go.

CNN Reporter: "You were quite rude to the President"

Medea Benjamin: "I think killing innocent people with drones is rude."

Kayla is mainly the reason we can’t have nice things.

I may hate everybody, but at least I’m cheerful about it.

Lord Almighty what did I just read.